i turn away potential customers

Dear Fans and Avid Readers!!!!!!!!!!!

(yes, all 7 of you) 

Sample this :

Friend: now that you have so much time on your hands you should start a blog

oof: i already have a blog


Friend: oh wow, really? send me the link!!!! i will read it!!!

oof: uhhhhhhhh no




Friend: haha! aacha, you'll send me the link tomorrow na, i want to read it!


oof: no!


[END OF CONVERSATION. END OF CONSUMERISM.]