Fans and Avid Readers!!!!!!!!
I wish to hereby inform you that I have been invited to a wedding :)
Nowdays, increasingly, I am invited to weddings of friends my own age... this is unlike my childhood where the people getting married would seem like aunties and uncles to me. The conclusion is that my friends and I are now AUNTYS AND UNCLES. YAAAAAAYYYY. (No, really.)
...... And now that you all have finished celebrating this piece of news, let's move right along to the REAL problem here.
I am a person who owns a very limited collection of shiny fancy wedding clothes. These, fans and avid readers, I regret to inform you, were very keenly documented by the facebook paparazzi at the last wedding I attended.
Can you see my problem here? Can you? Can you?