Thursday, December 11, 2008

1. I do not like little green leaves floating in my food.
2. I currently own zero pairs of shoes.
3. I have just spotted a pencil that I used to use when I was in the 4th standard. This, dear fans and avid readers, was a reallllllllllly long time ago.I urge you all to imagine how I must be feeling about running into this self same pencil in the 21st century.

Friday, December 05, 2008


Dear fans and avid readers,
1. My job is purely disgusting.
2. I deeply desire a new job.
3. I have been deeply desiring a new job for the past 3 months. I have therefore applied to a grand sum total of 1 (ONE) new job.
4. This is not my attempt at black humour. This is my REAL LIFE.
5. UGH.