Thursday, December 11, 2008

1. I do not like little green leaves floating in my food.
2. I currently own zero pairs of shoes.
3. I have just spotted a pencil that I used to use when I was in the 4th standard. This, dear fans and avid readers, was a reallllllllllly long time ago.I urge you all to imagine how I must be feeling about running into this self same pencil in the 21st century.

Friday, December 05, 2008

frustration

Dear fans and avid readers,
1. My job is purely disgusting.
2. I deeply desire a new job.
3. I have been deeply desiring a new job for the past 3 months. I have therefore applied to a grand sum total of 1 (ONE) new job.
4. This is not my attempt at black humour. This is my REAL LIFE.
5. UGH.