Sunday, August 22, 2010

how to clean your laptop

Star Plus has come up with some awesome ideas. Listen. Learn. Enjoy.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

smart cookie

Fans and Avid Readers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wish to proudly inform you that I was invited to a PAGE 3 PARTAAAYYYYYYYYY  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I will share with you the following observations:
1. I know, I know, I have arrived. WOW YAAR!


2. So, this was the book launch of a book by Khushwant Singh, Absolute Khushwant. (Google it kids, I am too lazy to put in the link).


3. I am not a fan of Khushwant Singh, quite frankly I went for free food and drinks. But the biggest fan and avidest reader of my blog asked me to procure a signed copy of the book for him.


Keeping all of the above points in mind, I will tell you a few more juicy details of my PAGE 3 event :


a) I arrived late. At the point when Khushwant Singh was thanking everyone and the emcee opened the floor for the FOOD AND DRINKS :)
b) At this precise moment there was a surge of audience members  heading towards the table at the back of the room stacked with millions and millions of Absolute Khushwants
c) I was advised by a well meaning soul at this party to grab my copy and get it signed ASAP. As I was eager to prove my true worthiness to the biggest fan and avidest reader of my blog,  I decided to take this advice very seriously and I joined the surge of hands scooping up copies of Absolute Khushwant.
d) I paid for my book and absolutely ran towards Mr. Khushwant. He was surrounded by the enitre population of his fans and avidest readers. They were all demanding signed copies of THE BOOK.
e) He said, "I am not well. I am not signing any books."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
KYA YAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hmmmmmmmmmmm. And now, my closing remarks:

i) It is one thing to own a book by an author you like
ii) It is a completely different thing if the said book is SIGNED by the author
iii) Many people in this universe may buy a book at a book launch even if they wouldn't have bought it otherwise, simply so that they can have it signed by the author
iv) At this PAGE 3 do, Mr. Khushwant Singh sold many, many copies of his absolute self and none of them was signed to complete the absoluteness
v) Khushwant Singh is a smart cookie

Friday, August 13, 2010

star parivaar

Fans and Avid Readers!!!!!!!!!


Today I will fill your brains with vital information on soaps!!!!!

So, I would just like to say that I have graduated from MTV to Star Plus. YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Standing ovation please!!!!!! Truly an evolution, I think.

Now, having keenly observed various soaps on Star Plus for the past 4 months, I am happy to announce that I have finally unravelled a crucial mystery.

Do you know why each soap on Star Plus has an extremely basic plot but million and two characters each? Do you know why there are everlasting generations and family trees? Do you know why these serials run on for years and years and years?  Do you? Do you? Do you?

You don't?

I will tell you. 

Kyunki everytime any character says a dialogue, the makers of the serial can take close-ups of every other character's eyes.

And this, my fans and avid readers is the secret behind why these serials have a million and two characters and everlasting generations of family trees. Not becuase it adds to the plot. But because this is how a basic storyline can run on for ever. Ad EYEnfinitum.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

irritation

Rich kids who use their mummy-daddy's money to buy BLACKBERRYS and then use the damn thing for FACEBOOK.