Monday, January 14, 2013

how to care for your bag and your backside

Place your bag on the floor of the metro.

Congratulations, your bag is now dirty. 

Step off the metro, climb into a cycle rickshaw. 

The cycle rickshaw has a narrow seat. Either your bum or your bag can fit on the seat. 

Your bag is not allowed to touch your lap because your bag is dirty. 

Offer the cycle rickshaw seat to your bag because that is the polite thing to do. 

Your bum can no longer sit on the seat because the bag has touched the seat. 

Your bum is clean. 

Remember not to shit because that will dirty your bum. 



Anand said...

I know where this came from!

oof ya! said...

with great knowledge comes great power - and great responsibility!!!!