Fans and Avid Readers!!!!!!
No, this post is NOT about Salman Rushdie and his presence or lack thereof at the Jaipur Lit Fest. If you came here hoping to read my esteemed views on this subject based on the informative title of my post then all I can say to you is - Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
Now I am going to tell you the reason why I cannot bear to attend the Jaipur Lit Fest.
It will be too crowded with people both you and I may know. Too many common friends at a celebrity event = too much fake air kissing = noise pollution.