Monday, April 18, 2011

a lesson in evolution


You and I are friends. We meet for dinner. Maybe it means something else. The end. 


You and I are friends.
We meet for dinner.
I carry my camera in my bag.
We take photographs of the food.
We take photographs of each other.
We smile.
We take photographs of the drinks.
We kiss.
We take photographs of the kiss.
We put the pictures up on facebook.
I comment on the pictures.
You comment on the pictures.
My friends comment on the pictures.
Your friends comment on the pictures.
I get 52 facebook notifications.
You get 52 facebook notifications.
Each of my friends get 52 facebook notifications
Each of your friends gets 52 facebook notifications.
I blog about it.
I put up a link on facebook. 
You read my blog.
You send the link to all your friends.
They read my blog.
Their friends read my blog.
Some strangers read my blog.
I meet a stranger at a party.
The stranger tells me she knows who I kissed last summer.
I smile.
We take a picture.
I blog about it.
You read about it.
You realise that I have discovered a new disease.
You warn your friends.
We organise a facebook event.
We take photographs of each other at the facebook event.
We pray to our our cameras to fight this menace.
We build a temple for our cameras.

We take photographs of the temple.
We put up the pictures on facebook.
We make a facebook page.
9,876,543,320 people like us.

(Maybe the end is finally here.)

But what if we meet again for dinner and take another photograph and put it up on facebook?


nidhi said...


i think i'm showing symptoms of this disease. quite a pleasant, brain-dead way to pass away. :P

Anand said...

Hahahaha. This is funny and real. To the FB crazy junta-In your faces :)

Raveena said...

I will like it and comment on it.

sp said...

i absolutely love this. and i am going to be putting this up on facebook as a status update- which is the only truly worthy response to it.

oof ya! said...

nidhi - don't pass away my lurvely

Anand - :-* thank you for your sms, it was very nice

Raveena - and i will comment righ back at ya :D

saum - why haven't you done it yet??????????????? hahaha