Saturday, July 16, 2011

learnings from a shaadi

1. Wearing a sari is a mathematical procedure
2. Reason #5476 to not get married - standing and smiling and individually thanking 5476 of your parents' friends whom you don't even recognise
3. Tip #334 for the official wedding photographer: In case the event is being recorded there will be a videocamera placed in front of the bride and groom. DO NOT stand in front of this camera when you take pictures. It will result in your bum being recorded for posterity.

4 comments:

Anand said...

Pray, please list the other 5475 reasons for not getting married!

I am very curious to know !

oof ya! said...

Anand - as the biggest fan and avidest reader of this blog, you should know that my capacity to write at length is negligible :P

Anand said...

I have a solution. You can write 5475 posts.

oof ya! said...

intersting idea. i have, over a period of 5 years written 125 posts so far, 1 of which mentions that there are 5476 reasons to not get married... the odds don't look that good, but i shall admire your perseverance as a reader, if you are willing to wait this out!!!!