super parts

Parts that do not accommodate other parts.

storyboard

a thousand words

my mother

...threw off our dustbin because we were throwing too much junk into it.  Now, as per her wishes, there is NO place in the house for accumulating junk.

superfungus

Last week I went with some friends to a movie. There was fungus on the chairs of the cinema hall and it was STINKY. I smelt the fungus throughout the show. During the interval, I shone my cellphone torch on the chairs and showed everyone the fungus.

I was advised to stop smelling the fungus and smell the popcorn instead. 

rich people's ATMs

Remember the good old days when you could just walk up to an ATM and make it puke out 100 rupees? Yaaaaaaaa. Well, that doesn't happen anymore. Either you beg your ATM to give you a minimum of 500 rupees or you stay broke.

100 rupees? What? Are you kidding me? 100 rupees is a coin. And we all know ATMs don't puke out coins.

how to protect your genes on facebook

1. Befriend all your relatives on facebook

2. Relentlessly visit the profiles of all relatives younger and hotter than you
3. Relentlessly visit the profiles of all relatives younger and hotter than you
4. Relentlessly visit the profiles of all relatives younger and hotter than you
5. Relentlessly visit the profiles of all relatives younger and hotter than you
6. Relentlessly visit the profiles of all relatives younger and hotter than you
7. Relentlessly visit the profiles of all relatives younger and hotter than you
8. Relentlessly visit the profiles of all relatives younger and hotter than you
9. Relentlessly visit the profiles of all relatives younger and hotter than you

10. Spot a picture / status message that offends your sensibilities

11. CALL UP THEIR PARENTS RIGHT AWAY

12. Breathe easy

13. You have won the gene pool race :)