house wearing t-shirts

Anand: I want to go to Sarojini Nagar. Let's go to Sarjoni Nagar.

Me: What do you want to do in Sarojini Nagar?

He: Buy cheap stuff!!!!

Me: What type of cheap stuff?

He: House wearing t-shirts!

Me: Do you need house wearing t-shirts? How many house wearing t-shirts do you already have?

He: Many!

The idlis are delicious. Did your mom cook them?

My mother is Punjabi and she doesn't know how to make idlis. In fact, she doesn't even know how to cook. Yes, my parents had a love marriage. Get over it.