Things that peritoneal dialysis/CAPD has taught me

1. Patience
2. Hygiene
3. Paranoia
4. GERMS
5. Anxiety
6. Optimism
7. Pessimism
8. Infections
9. Fear
10. Hope

fantasies

Some days (like yesterday) I feel like telling my mother - "Lets go out. I'll take you out for dinner."

poker face

Fans and Avid Readers,

Today I shall discuss a rising concern of our times: FACEBOOK POKES. I have many problems with these, and I have kindly collected all of them in one single blog post for your reading pleasure.
1. When poked on facebook, I don't feel a thing. 
2. Facebook now tweets you on every single poke rather than quietly collecting them all responsibly in one corner.  I PREFER MY POKING PAPER WORK TO PILE UP, I HATE HAVING TO ATTEND TO IT ON AN IMMEDIATE BASIS AS THIS INCREASES MY POKING PAPERWORK.
3. I poke you you poke me I poke you you poke me I poke you you poke me ipokeyouyoupokemeipokeyouyoupokemeipokeyouyoupokemeipokeyouyoupokeme etc

dialysis = mindf%&*

So proud of myself for being both articulate and concise.

dialysis feelings

Some days I just feel like crying and crying and never stopping.

On other days, I am just so thankful for modern medicine.

celebrating life

  Remembering my grandmother on her birthday

cops and robbers

Our house was broken into 3 days ago.
They were watching us.
They knew when we left.
They knew how to break into our house in broad daylight, without arousing a single person's suspicions.

They took nothing.
But now, after breaking in, they have got a good look at everything.

We called the police.
They took no fingerprints.
The fingerprints were everywhere.
There were footprints as well.
No one was interested in them.
The clues have been washed away now.

They are watching us.
They are watching us and we don't even know who they are.

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God, Santa Claus and the theives are watching us.