save the world

My sister has turned vegan.
Quickgun. Murugun. Vegan.

facebook hangover anxiety disorder

When you realise that facebook is the single-most distracting website in the cleavage of the internet but you are afraid to de-activate your account because you don't know what you will do if you can't spy on your two hundred and fifty four close friends.

paparazzi

Fans and Avid Readers!!!!!!!!

I wish to hereby inform you that I have been invited to a wedding :)

Nowdays, increasingly, I am invited to weddings of friends my own age... this is unlike my childhood where the people getting married would seem like aunties and uncles to me. The conclusion is that my friends and I are now AUNTYS AND UNCLES. YAAAAAAYYYY. (No, really.)


...... And now that you all have finished celebrating this piece of news, let's move right along to the REAL problem here.

I am a person who owns a very limited collection of shiny fancy wedding clothes. These, fans and avid readers, I regret to inform you, were very keenly documented by the facebook paparazzi at the last wedding I attended.

AND NOW.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.

Can you see my problem here? Can you? Can you?

"It sounds like Himesh Reshamiya"

-- A boy in my Spanish class, after listening to a Spanish conversation CD.

"Omlette rhymes with Hamlet."

-- My father, at the dinning table

spanish junk

Yo soy oofya! En mi tiempo libre yo escucho la radio y veo peliculas en mi ordenador portatil. Me gusta caminar en el parque por la tarde. Cuando estoy caminando yo uso mi movil para hablar con mis amigos. A veces invito a mis amigos a mi casa y cocino para a ellos pero a ellos no se gusta la comida que yo cocino. A veces nosotros vamos a comer en los restaurantes. Nos encanta comer mucho. Tambien yo estudio espanol los fines de semana.

(Please feel free to correct my grammar. Muchas gracias. )

I think that I have nothing more to say to the world.