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"The maid has conjunctivitis. I have asked her not to touch anything in the house while cleaning it."

(My mother, as quotable as ever)

My mother (to me) : You should write a book. You should write chicklit. It's the in thing these days.


Me (to Anand) : My mother says I should write chicklit.


Anand (to me) : What is chicklit? In our youth it used to be a chewing gum...

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Star Plus has come up with some awesome ideas. Listen. Learn. Enjoy.

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Fans and Avid Readers!!!!!!!!!


Today I will fill your brains with vital information on soaps!!!!!

So, I would just like to say that I have graduated from MTV to Star Plus. YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Standing ovation please!!!!!! Truly an evolution, I think.
Now, having keenly observed various soaps on Star Plus for the past 4 months, I am happy to announce that I have finally unravelled a crucial mystery.

Do you know why each soap on Star Plus has an extremely basic plot but million and two characters each? Do you know why there are everlasting generations and family trees? Do you know why these serials run on for years and years and years?  Do you? Do you? Do you?

You don't?

I will tell you. 

Kyunki everytime any character says a dialogue, the makers of the serial can take close-ups of every other character's eyes.

And this, my fans and avid readers is the secret behind why these serials have a million and two characters and everlasting generations of family trees. Not becuase it adds to the plot. But because this is how a basic storyline can run on for ever. Ad EYEnfinitum.

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MWAHAHAHAHAHA made you look :D

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Rich kids who use their mummy-daddy's money to buy BLACKBERRYS and then use the damn thing for FACEBOOK.