3 in 1 superpack edition

1. "It's so amazing how 50% of a species consistently disappoints. I don't know how they achieve this."
-- My Green Tea Friend, describing men

2. "Twitter? Who does that? As if facebook wasn't enough."
-- Anand, on being informed of my twitter account

3. "If everyone starts writing "ok" as "k" how will we understand each other?"
-- My mother, earnestly trying to learn to use sms

"It's bad manners to burp loudly. It's true. You can ask Google - "Is it bad manners to burp loudly?"
-- My aunt, to me

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."

-- My friend's brother

"After a bath I will smell like a bath only"

-- Anand

"I can't travel by auto. I will feel hot."
-- A blackberry owning friend, to me

"The maid has conjunctivitis. I have asked her not to touch anything in the house while cleaning it."

(My mother, as quotable as ever)