Monday, December 17, 2012

the perfect man

Me: Would you be okay never getting married?

Anand:
I am considering it.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

ears

are by far the most sensual part of the human body.



Happy new EARS to you. 

Sunday, December 09, 2012

world cheeseball factory

Anand   went to Papua New Guinea and got me these





A bag of chips so rare that even Google Images was only able to give me HALF of the picture - logo only!!!

I was greatly excited to be in possession of a bag of local MANUFACTURED IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA chips.  I have infact preserved the bag after eating the chips. No, I shall NOT be taking a picture. TAKE THAT, Google Images !!!!! Serves you right. 

Anyhow. Fans and avid readers of this blog are hereby informed that these chips look and taste EXACTLY like these chips:





I am happy to inform you all that I have now uncovered globalisation's sexiest trade secret - COVER ART. 



Sunday, October 28, 2012

Monday, October 08, 2012

my mother

...threw off our dustbin because we were throwing too much junk into it.  Now, as per her wishes, there is NO place in the house for accumulating junk.