angst

"When I wax, my hair re-grows within an hour. I have so much hair that it should just be bottled and sold to bald men.
...Okay, yes, you can quote me on your blog. ... Can't you quote me on something more ladylike instead?"

-- Romangst

conversations with my sister

She: Is your nose working?
Me: Of course it is! How do you think I am still alive?!
She: No, I meant the OTHER nose.
Me: I have one nose. How many noses do you have?
She: I meant the smelling nose. Not the breathing nose. Obviously. So stupid. Why else do you think we have two noses?

advanced geography

"Oh come on, how long would it take to cross from the east of India to the west when you are at Kanyakumari? Nothing. You are standing on both sides at the same time."  

-- Abir

broke

Today my mother informed me that her bank balance is zero.
Today, suddenly, I am the rich one in the house. 

Today, I realised that I cannot even afford to buy a second hand laptop.
Today, if an emergency strikes, there will be absolutely nothing we can do about it.
 

noise bubble

Another day of wanting to cry and cry and never stop.
Another day of wondering when this madness will end.

" Call me Ashish. Or call me Modi. But don't call me Ashish Modi. "
-- Boy named Ashish Modi

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